lemmeaskjoo.

Do you know what one of the most awkward moments is? Well, I don’t care if you know or not, because I’m going to tell you.

It is SUPER awkward when people sit next to me on BART….when there are twenty other available seats around.

This morning, this young lady choose to sit not in the open seats in front of me, behind me, across the aisle from me, or the seats in a two-row-radius around me, but the seat SMACK. DAB. RIGHT. NEXT. TO. ME. And then proceeds to fall asleep, not while leaning back, but with her head in her right hand, nodding violently and causing me to think that she might suffer a traumatic neck injury if the train stopped suddenly.

Ladies, I know I smell good (or at least I like to think so, and so my girlfriend tells me). I know I am even devilishly handsome (this is probably blatantly untrue….probably). But this is crossing a line. PERSONAL SPACE!

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3 comments
  1. angelofu said:

    everyone loves the bryant

  2. andy said:

    i hear your voice just pulsating through your entry. HAH.
    it’s actually a little flattering, though, I bet. “shoot, you decided to sit next to me. I guess I’m attractive in someway”. HAH.

    not that this happens to me. ever. >_>. HAH

  3. you shouldve lended her your shoulder for her to sleep on. cmon bryant! be more considerate next time!

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